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Thursday, June 17, 2010

If I Were A Boy

If I were a boy,
I don’t have to look after ma lil sis neither lil bro..

If I were a boy,
I could play football all day long while ma sister had to tidy up ma bed..

If I were a boy,
I just have to eat when meal is served and left da dishes to others..

If I were a boy,
I could pee anywhere even behind a tree..

If I were a boy,
I will never get confused with opening da door – is it turned da key left or right??

If I were a boy,
I could go out till 4 in da mornin’ while ma mum n sis worry bout me at home..

If I were a boy,
By form 4 I could get my own bike while ma sis has to finish her school by cycling..

If I were a boy,
I could lock ma self in ma own room and listen to music or even surf d internet while ma sis does house chores..

If I were a boy,
I could ask ma sis to make a mug of Milo thou I could do it ma self n if she refused, mummy would say she couldn’t get married..

If I were a boy,
I could ask ma elder sis to lend me some money to get married if I don’t get enough of it…

If I were a boy,
I could sit on a chair, reading books or newspaper while ma wife busy in da kitchen..

If I were a boy,
I went back home from work and being served like a king by ma wife thou she’s also an employee..

If I were a boy,
Hurm..I would never be able to figure out this unfairness..

If I were a boy,
I would hardly thank others as ma testosterone produce too much ego..

If I were a boy,
Sorry seems to be da hardest word when I know I was actually wrong..

If I were a boy,
I wouldn’t be mind..

If I were a boy,
Everybody does admit that the world is mine….

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